Salty Memberships
Memberships for homeowners who want a team on speed-dial — not a mystery invoice every time a hinge squeaks.
The starter
For the homeowner whose list is short but never actually empty. Member labor rates, an annual credit, and a number that gets answered.
Covers: Handyman punch lists · small repairs · mounting and fixture swaps · member labor rate
Pricing on request
Annual or monthly, billed however suits you.
The one most people want
Everything in Essentials plus a seasonal walk-through, so problems get found while they are still cheap.
Covers: Everything in Essentials · seasonal home checks · annual walk-through · photo notes after every visit
Pricing on request
Annual or monthly, billed however suits you.
The concierge
Our best rate, multi-trade checks, and one person who already knows your house — including when a project needs coordinating.
Covers: Everything in Home Care · multi-trade seasonal checks · remodel and project coordination · first call on scheduling
Pricing on request
Annual or monthly, billed however suits you.
All three tiers include member labor rates, an annual labor credit and priority scheduling. The differences are how deep the discount goes, how large the credit is, and how much of the house we keep an eye on.
Why bother
A membership is not a warranty and it is not a maintenance plan you will forget you bought. It is a standing relationship with people who already know where your shut-off valve is.
Members get scheduled ahead of one-off calls. When something breaks on a Friday, that is the difference that matters.
We keep notes on your house — what we fixed, what we flagged, what brand your fixtures are. Nobody starts from zero.
Your annual credit is labor you can actually spend, on whatever is on the list. No gimmick, no expiring points.
Questions
Pricing is being finalised, so every tier currently shows "pricing on request". Ask and you will get the real numbers as soon as they are locked — we would rather quote nothing than quote something we have to walk back.
Labor. Credits are labor-only and apply to work we do for you across the year. Materials are billed as materials, plainly.
Of course. A membership changes your rate and your place in the queue — it does not turn a bathroom remodel into a free visit.
Yes. Terms come with the membership agreement, and they will be written in plain language rather than eight-point grey.
Salty Memberships
Tell us about your house and we will recommend a tier — including the option of no tier at all.
